Anonymous asked: Well, I really meant them (the nicest things anyone has ever said to you). I would totally date you if I didn't live on the other end of the world and wasn't way too old for you. (I also don't look anything like Marlon Brando so there's that)

No one in the world looks like Marlon Brando so there goes my entire life, really! Heapz flattered that you think so nicely of me, but it’s probably for the best that you live far away so as not to shatter your kind thoughts and realise I’m really a bit of a troll haha. :)