December 2011
119 posts
Anonymous asked: Kill,marry,bang: Dave Hoskings, Sylvester Stalone, Obama.
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on girls with gappy teeth & freckles?
Anonymous asked: kill,marry,bang: Laura marling/timmy polson/one of those weird customers from work that smells like piss.
My New Years kiss is going to be with a bottle of cider.
Okay, so I’m about ready to get out of this country.
The world bears heavy on my shoulders, I’m trying to refrain from going under. Please don’t touch my skin, I’m trying to refrain from letting you in.
I need someone to come to the Picasso exhibition with me.
mindxtricks:
If you have fucked up eyebrows, your life has no meaning.
I have a chickenpox scar on my left eyebrow that makes the very inner part of my eyebrow sparse and shorter. I have a scar on my right eyebrow from when I was a sik chik and had my eyebrow pierced. My eyebrows are a thousand shades too light in comparison to my dark brown hair, they have no natural curve and...
Anonymous asked: haha yes it was the picture of your zonked out face that made me realise. And it was genuine:) i dont know why im anonymous but yeah, i meant it!
Anonymous asked: yo you're actually so pretty! didnt realise before
Rest in the bed of my bones, all that I want is a home.
Anonymous asked: What you need to do is start laughing hysterically, then slowly move onto crying. Once that is all over, and you can't cry or laugh anymore, go straight to bed and get as much sleep as you can, and the next day you should feel ten times better. If you want to feel even better the next morning do something that you know you like to wake up to, e.g I love waking up to sun pouring through my...
I want a roast with yorkshire puddings. Or skip the roast. Yorkshire puddings and gravy. Please.
House parties.
Do you have them? May I come? There are not enough of them in my life.
MY EMPTY ORANGE&PASSIONFRUIT JUICE BOTTLE JUST EXPLODED OUT OF MY BIN AND ACROSS MY ROOM WHAT THE FUCK IT SOUNDED LIKE A BOMB I ALMOST DIED FROM BOTTLETOP TO THE FOREHEAD!
Mum: I found something for you for Christmas. That you want. But that you don’t know that you want. But you do want it. You just haven’t written it on your list. You know you want it, though. You really like it. But you just don’t know you want it, but I know that you do. Because you really like it. You just don’t know to ask for it. I know. I do know. WHAT, MA?
hesajoke:
Daisy Wilde.: Ok so bullfighting, there’s that image floating around
hesajoke:
It’s not the most pleasant sport but it’s a cultural tradition, that’s why it still happens, it’s ingrained into the society, people should stop thinking that just because they have this ideal that everyone should have the same. You can’t pick and choose what cultural aspects you…
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Ok so bullfighting, there's that image floating...
hesajoke:
It’s not the most pleasant sport but it’s a cultural tradition, that’s why it still happens, it’s ingrained into the society, people should stop thinking that just because they have this ideal that everyone should have the same. You can’t pick and choose what cultural aspects you can keep and which ones to abolish, particular when you are an outsider to that culture.
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